Stopping to write on a drunken evening
Whose lines these are I think I know
His book is in my closet,though
I’m too drunk to get up from here
And crack the book with “uh…hello?”
My friends around may laugh and sneer
That I quaff cocktails and not beer
And Thomas says “Taylor’s is not,
The dumbest album of the year.”
And Bob says, “What else have you got?”
“Corona” “Yeah, man, thanks a lot.”
Every other word’s a “bleep”
“What’s my name dude?” “Uh…I forgot…”
They’re piling high into the jeep
To find somewhere the liquor’s cheap
But I have promises to keep
And shots to go before I sleep
And limes to go before I sleep
With someone awesome.
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